What were we talking about before?
Oil painting?
No.
No, yes! I mean, but I was saying that...
Sunsets!
Right, yeah. I was saying that I love sunsets.
But sunrises are better.
Exactly.
I thought I was the only one who felt that way.
No, I feel that way.
Really? Yes really.
Have you heard my stereo system?
No.
I'm going to open my own business.
Really? Yes. It's my dream, okay?
It's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices.
It's called "Buck's Super Stereo World."
That is a fucking great idea.
You know, in the 80's that's when it's going to happen. For real.
Really?
Yes, really. In the 80's.
I wanted you to come in so I could tell you how much I love you.
It'll be a new year and we're going to start things, and do things...
and I just wanted you to know how much I care about you.
I really care about you, honey. You're my little baby.
You're the best thing that's happened to me
since my son went off.
I love you, honey.
I love you, too.
Fucking 1980, you know? Can you believe it?
I can't. The next thing you know it's going to be...
like, 1990, and 2000. Can you imagine?
Good bye 1979...
Hello 1980.
Make sure you snort it back real quick and hard.
Like this.
It burns. It's good though, right?
It's going in my throat.
That's the drip. The drip's the best part.
It tastes like aspirin.
Do one more in the other nostril.
I need a drink of water.
One more and then a drink of water.
Do you think I look cool when I do it?
So let's talk about the future.
Let's talk about what video means to this industry.
Let's talk about how all of us, not one of us,
how all of us will profit.
Now, I've been doing theater in San Francisco and San Diego...
As long as you've been doing stag and hardcore.
We're all familiar with your biography, Floyd.
No one is doubting your credentials or your history.
Then why the resistance?
This industry will be turned upside-down soon enough.
Why help it?
Why not be prepared?
Colonel's got money. You got talent.
I got the equipment and distribution.
Not to mention those kids out there...
who are hot fuck action to the max, Jack.
This is the future. Videotape tells the truth.
You come into my house, my party,
to tell me about the future?
And the future is tape, videotape, and not film?
That it's amateurs, not professionals? I'm a filmmaker.
That's why I'll never make a movie on videotape.
I'll tell you something.
I will never loan out any of the actors under contract to me.
Period.
Wait a minute, Jack.
I'm not a complicated man.
I like cinema. In particular, I like to see people fucking on film.
But I don't want to win an Oscar or re-invent the wheel.
I like simple pleasures like
butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth.
That's something I enjoy. Call me crazy, call me a pervert.
But there is one thing that I want to do in this life.
And that is, I want to make a dollar and a cent in this business.
I'm not trying to hurt you.
I'm trying to help you stay ahead of the game.
We're going in circles now. We're in familiar territory.
The territory we're in is the future. Not to mention the cost.
You know, if it looks like shit, and it sounds like shit,
then it must be shit!
You're holding on too tight, Jack. It doesn't have to look good.
Film is just too damn expensive.
And theaters are already converting to video projectors.
I haven't heard that.
Well, it's true.
Ten minutes before the new year.
I'd like to spend it with my friends.
We will or will not continue this conversation.
Hey, Scotty. What's up?
Fucking New Year's, right?
1980.
Oh, man! Right! Did you see my new car?
Got a new car? Want to see?
All right. Cool. It's out front.
Come on.
I want you to meet my friend Todd. Todd Parker, Dirk Diggler.
What's up, man? How are you? We finally meet.
I was telling you about him before. You remember?
Todd Parker?
He works at Party Boys Strip Club?
Cool. You're a dancer.
Yeah, I got some moves.
You coming or you want to talk to these guys?
I'll be around in a little bit and we can talk then, okay?
See you later, Reed.
When you get my the lights, close your eyes.
Just follow my voice.
Here, here, here, here, here.
It's cool!
You want to get inside?
When did you get it? Yesterday.
I had it painted yesterday, so the paint might be kind of sticky.
This is great, man!
You want to go for a ride?
Wait, wait! Fuck! Hell, how much time is left?
I'm sorry.
What the hell is the matter with you?
Why did you do that, Scotty?
You look at me sometimes. I want to know if you like me.
Yeah, I like you, Scotty.
Can I kiss you?
Please, can I kiss you on the mouth?
Please let me?
Look, I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to grab you like that or scare you.
Do you want to kiss me?
What's the matter with you?
Forget it. I'm really drunk. Really, I am. I'm out of my head.
I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk. I'm really just wasted.
I'm crazy right now. I'm really crazy.
Do you want to go back inside?
Do you like my car, Dirk?
What?
Because I wanted to, you know...
I wanted to make sure you thought it was cool or else I'd take it back.
It's great. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, Scotty. I really love you.
I love you too, Scotty.
Let's go back inside, okay?
Idiot!
I'm a fucking idiot.
Two minutes, pops! Let's go! Let's go!
Two minutes!
Come on, Little Bill!
Little Bill, smile, man!
Little Bill, champagne?
Thanks. That's nice of you.
Happy New Year. To you too.
Kurt, have you seen my wife?
They're doing the countdown thing. Come on in, man.
Hey, Little Bill, look at me.
10...9...
8...7...
6,5,4...
3...2...
What the fuck was that?
Where's Jack?
What about your character, "Brock Landers"?
And what people may consider violent attitudes towards women?
Violence?
No!
I mean, if there's a certain amount of...
violence or action in this series of film, that's the movie.
If Brock Landers is slick with a gun...
he does so in the vein of good.
Brock protects the values of the American ideal,
and fights for causes that instill pride
in a society where morals are hard to come by.
Who sent you?
Get the fuck off me, asshole.
Lie still or I'll punch you in the face!
Fuck off!.
I'll find out who sent you.
Amber, I live in this world.
I don't like violence any more than you do.
Violence is a bad thing.
But when you see violence in films...
If movies, films, caused violence...
we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow. No more films.
That's fine. I'll do something else. I'll fuck on my own time.
You know, I got other interests. I'm a magician.
Hopefully, that will be something...
I focus on in the future. You can't fuck forever. I realize that.
Violence...
is something that plagues us as a society.
Well, the fine line is, I'm playing a character.
I mean, I'm Dirk Diggler.
Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing.
I'll ask you again, and I'll ask nice.
Where the fuck is Ringo, you bitch?
Fuck you.
Why do I love him?
He's very special. He can fuck hard or he can fuck really gently.
He's the best.
I think that's...
part of my reason for doing this.
I've gotten thousands upon thousands of letters...
from people telling me, "God, you've taught me this and...
you've made our love life so much better."
This isn't "Go out and have sex with ten million people."
"How to get a girl off." It's how to get your wife off.
If only people could have been doing this before,
we could have saved a million relationships.
I've saved thousands.
Blocking an idea or movement.
Jack'll put the final touches together
for what the camera needs for editing.
But he allows me to block my own sex scenes and
gives me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that.
I don't know any other director who would let an actor...
do that.
I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.
It is. It's jealousy...
it's deceitfulness, it's vindictiveness.
But, God, what can you expect when you're on top.
It's like Napoleon, when he was the king...
people were constantly trying to conquer him...
in the Roman Empire.
It's history repeating itself all over again.
To all the critics out there, I know they'll be reviewing this.
I know they'll try to knock me.
I want them to know--Can I say this into the camera?
Sure.
I only am who I am because I was born that way.
I have a gift...
and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it.
And if you want to knock me for that, it's your own problem.
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
I'm going to keep rocking on.
For Dirk Diggler,
the future is something to look forward to, not to fear.
He's a creative man of many interests:
Film, poetry, karate, music and dance.
He is a man of passion and mystery.
He is a man of lust.
It's my poem to you.
It's really good. You're like a director now.
Have you shown Jack yet? No. I wanted you to be the first.
It's really good, Amber. Congratulations.
Thanks, baby.
You might want to think about cutting the part
where Jack talks about...
About blocking the sex?
That stuff about me not being a black belt is not true.
Yeah, I can fix that.
How'd it turn out?
What?
Slow down.
Guys, guys, guys!
Slow down, Colonel.
Say again?
I'll be right there...
So...?
Let me tell you, Jack.
I don't mean to laugh about it, but she was...
15 going on 150. Believe me.
I mean, she was...You would never know it. Never know.
I was fooled completely. I mean, I've had a few of them.
Anyhow...
You do believe me, don't you?
Yeah, I believe you.
Anyway, so I take her home...
and I got her there and...
I tell her not to do so much coke.
She must've done 20 lines in 5 minutes!
It's like a vacuum in her nose.
Just going up like crazy. Anyway, she's got all this stuff going on.
Next thing you know, she stopped.
Something must have broken up there because blood poured everywhere.
Pouring out.
You thought she was older... You didn't do anything...
She was just at the...
She was at your place. You didn't do anything, right?
Right. Nothing. You didn't do anything?
Not a thing. You know me, Jack.
You didn't do anything? No, I didn't do anything.
But they...
foud something at the house.
What? There's something that's...
Jack, it's my fucking weakness.
They're so small and they're so cute, and they're so adorable.
I just can't help it when they're so cute and adorable.
Jack, listen. I don't touch them, Jack.
Not in any way. Honestly.
Jack, please!
Now you think I'm an asshole.
Jack, let me tell you this.
I love you, Jack. I'm your friend.
There's one thing I want you to do, though.
Jack, come on. Tell me that you'd be my friend.
Just tell me, am I your friend?
Jack, am I your friend?
I do.
I do too.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I'm dying to do a movie with you.
I know you are.
It's such an important thing in my life.
I spoke to Jack. You know, I spoke to him, but...
I tell you what comes to my mind.
What comes to mind is, I am the ultimate Latin lover.
There's no Latin lover like me.
Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover...
That's so great, you guys!
It's a chance for me to run the store my way. Get them off my back.
We're getting a house.
Exactly!
I'm going to run the store my way.
Are you moving to Bakersfield?
Soon?
Aren't you folks from Bakersfield?
You guys, we're losing these two!
They're moving to Bakersfield.
Big promotion.
You look at the movies and say, "Hell, I can do that."
I can do it.
It's a little more complicated than that. It's a tough racket.
Dirk! You made it.
How you doing?
Good. Who's that?
Hi. I'm Johnny Doe.
You're Dirk Diggler?
It's great to meet you.
Johnny's the new boy on the street.
He's interested in show business.
He's very tired.
He's shy, you know?
So, I can tell you it's a tough business.
You got a great kisser.
There's a lot of work involved. A lot of people.
We all have to work our buns off. You know what I mean?
I mean, it takes 15, 16 guys just to...
do the lighting.
This crystal, man, you just want to do bumps.
Shut up, man.
Hey, you guys.
What?
Just saying, "Hey."
Yeah, whatever.
You all right?
It's getting me fucking high.
It's that carpet dope.
It's the kind of dope they used to put carpet in.
They'd mix it up in the bathtub.
While they're mixing it they'd drop in a hunk of carpet into it.
It's a lot better than that pink shit. That pink shit's weird.
They put fish scales in that shit.
Fuck.
You look good.
You're ready.
You're ready!
Come on.
You ready?
I'm born ready.
Come on.
I'm ready to shoot.
20 minutes.
No. I'm ready now. It's got to be now.
20 minutes, babe.
Fuck it. No.
I'm ready to shoot. My cock is ready. I want to fuck. Let's go.
20 minutes.
I want to fuck. Who'll it be?
Who do you want to start? Me or him?
Me? What? Shut up, okay?
I didn't do anything to you.
You're not an actor! You got no business here!
You're not an actor.
Yes, I am! Knock it off.
No! I'm an actor, man. I'm a real, fucking actor.
Shut up, man!
Stop this Mickey Mouse bullshit.
I want you to go in there. I want you to cool off.
Just cool off. And we'll come back and shoot the scene.
I said I'm ready to shoot.
Not now.
I'm not going to tell you again, Jack.
I'm not going to shoot you in the state you're in.
What do you mean "state"?
State of California? I know where I am.
You've been up for two days.
I haven't been up for two days!
Nevertheless, you look like you haven't been to sleep.
I ain't going to shoot you this way because you don't look good.
You don't tell me anything, okay?
Really?
You're not the boss of me.
Yes.
You're the king? Yes.
Don't you fucking touch me!
You shut up too! You're not the mother of me. You're not my boss.
You're not my mother! You're not my mom!
Honey, please don't. I'll take you home.
I'm ready to shoot the scene. I want to shoot it. I'm fine.
I want you out of here!
It's over. I'm done.
Listen to me, kid...
Don't you call me kid!
I'll fuck you up! Want to see me kick some ass?
I know fucking karate!
You're fucking fired! You are fired!
You're fired, you goddamn kid! Son of a bitch!
No. You know what? I'm the biggest star here, man.
That's the way it is.
I want to fuck, it's my big dick,
so everybody get ready fucking now!
You know what?
I don't need this shit!
You know, fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you!
You're not my boss! You're not the king of me!
I am the fucking king of Dirk!
You're fucking nothing without me, Jack!
Fuck this man! I don't need this shit!
I'm so sorry. I'm going to take care of this. I'll straighten him out.
Okay, Dirk, you ready?
I was born ready, Nick. Let's go, man.
Dirk Diggler demo.
"You Got the Touch." Take 7.
Excuse me, Reed.
You got the touch.
You got the power.
After all is said and done,
You never walk, you never run.
You're a winner.
You've got the moves you know the streets.
Break the rules take the heat.
You're nobody's fool.
You're at your best when the going gets rough.
You've been put to the test but it's never enough.
You got the touch.
Think the bass is taking away from the vocal?
No, not really. Maybe. It sounds balanced to me.
It's taking away from my vocal.
Take the bass down and bring up the vocal.
Let's do it, Nick. You heard him.
Want to take it from the top?
Yeah, let's try it.
I think we should repeat that again.
It's definitely cool.
Let's lay it down.
Want to lay it down?
Were we rolling on that rehearsal?
Is he going to fuck me in the ass?
Is that what you want?
It would be nice.
Fuck her in the ass.
Lock and load. Jack.
I was going to take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village..
I want to do that. We'll do that.
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at three.
I was thinking something.
I was going to see about taking the GED.
Do you know what that is?
For high school. To graduate.
I never got my diploma. I feel bad.
I think you were right about that.
You should do it, Rollergirl.
Because you know what? If you wanted to, you could do anything.
Have your loan application?
Yes, I do.
Good. Do you want to follow me?
Are we going to have any other coverage on this?
We just keep shooting. This is video.
We shoot and shoot, then we deal with it later.
Now, Summer, I want you to take Sky's thong off. That thong thing.
Yeah, actually take it off. And finger it.
No, that's good. Lick the thong.
That's really good technically...
but it lacks passion. I want to see some passion here.
Yes, bitch!
Yeah, that's it.
Lick my balls.
Fuck me!
Who's your daddy, bitch?
You'll live.
I'm back!
Perfect timing.
What the fuck took you so long, man?
That's what Buck's Super Stereo World is all about: the customer.
Because people want to know what they're getting into technically.
I have the hi-fi background to answer
any technical question they have.
I've been in sound equipment long enough...
to know what a guy wants when he walks in.
That's the personal touch that
Buck's Super Stereo World will have.
I miss my two sons, you know? I miss my little Andrew...
and my Dirk. I always felt like Dirk was...
my baby.
My new baby.
Don't you miss Dirk?
He's so fucking talented, the bastard.
I love him, Rollergirl. I really love the stupid jerk.
I love you, Mom.
I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?
I'll just ask you if you're my mom, okay?
And you say "yes," okay? Are you my mom?
Yes, honey, I am.
Hold on. Now, look. Come on.
All right? All we need is the tapes, Burt.
No, you don't get them until you pay.
In our situation that doesn't make any fucking sense!
We can't pay the price of the demo tapes
unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid!
Exactly!
That's not an M.P., that's a Y.P. Your problem!
Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes.
You're talking above my head.
I don't know this industry jargon. Y.P., M.P., whatever. Okay?
All I know is that I cannot get a record contract.
We cannot get a contract...
unless I take these tapes.
And granted, the tapes themselves are yours.
You own them, okay?
But the magic that is on the tapes...
that heart and soul we put into those tapes, that is ours.
And you don't own that.
Now, I need to take that magic and get it to the record company!
They're waiting. We were supposed to be there half an hour ago.
We look like assholes right now, man!
I don't want to do this anymore.
I can't. Let's have fun now.
Let's just go and go. Because it's over. There's too many things.
Too many things. Too many things.
Let's go walk.
I don't want to leave this room.
Me either!
I love you, honey. I love you, Mom.
Let me explain to him...
in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.
Because you don't fucking get it, Burt!
You give us the tapes, we get the record contract...
we come and give you your money.
Have you heard the tapes?
We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good.
We sculptured. Now, I understand.
I know you want it to happen.
But it's not going to happen.
Because it's a "Catch 22" and that's it.
What does that mean? What is a "Catch 22"?
"Catch 22," gentlemen. Think about it.
You know what I'm thinking about?
I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here, man!
Scotty, get him out of here!
Thanks a lot of backing us up too. Real good.
Fuck!
We can't help you.
I have all the papers, though. I mean...
everything's in order? Yes?
Yes. But we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry.
I don't understand. Why can't you give me the loan?
Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.
The banks is not in business to support pornography.
I'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor.
I'm sorry.
Look, this is a new business for me.
All right? It's a real thing that I want to do.
It's a real thing that I can do. Please!
I'm sorry.
We did everything right.
It's okay. Just wait a minute. Let's just take a minute, okay?
Look, you have something to say. I have something to say.
All right? So let's just talk.
If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this...
or something that I left out, or that you want me to write on there
just tell me what to write on there.
I'm sorry.
You're not being fair!
This isn't fair.
This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
Stop saying that!
Quit saying "pornography"! Why are you doing this?
I'm an actor!
I'm sorry.
I am an actor!
Who's your daddy?
How is it?
What it is, what it is.
Suck that cock, bitch.
So, you must be Maggie?
Kathleen O'Malley. I'm the judge.
You have a lawyer with you?
No, I don't.
Hello, Judge.
Good morning, Counselor.
You've been divorced for 6 years?
Since 1977.
And the agreement on the money settlement has been taken care of?.
Yes.
What we're talking about, then,
is coming to an agreement on the custody...
of Andrew.
What was decided on during the divorce?
Well, initially, Andrew was to go with his father...
for visitation, with his mother...
from Saturday noon to Sunday at seven.
With his mother entitled to bring Andrew to her house...
or any reasonable place.
Was that the understanding?
Why wasn't that visiting privilege honored, then?
It was. For a while.
I only saw him twice.
It said, "reasonable place."
I don't think that a house of drugs, prostitution
and pornography was that.
I'm sorry?
My wife is in the pornography business.
I didn't think that environment was safe for my son.
No, this is not right.
My son was never exposed to
pornographic material, drugs or any of those things.
My husband just assumed...
I saw it with my own eye, Maggie.
Did you register a complaint?
My client didn't officially register, Your Honor.
But I think the circumstances call for immediate action...
for the safety of the child.
The problem Judge, is that my ex-wife...
She's a sick person, and she needs help.
She deals in sex and drugs for a living.
No, I don't do drugs.
Your Honor, she has been in and out of trouble with the law...
on several occasions for this sort of thing.
No, not anymore. No.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes.
When was the last time you were arrested...
and what was the charge?
Okay, let's get ready for this experiment.
Hi, Jack Horner here.
I'm in the back seat of this beautiful limousine, riding along
west on Sherman Way.
And beside me...
is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous young actress...
from adult cinema, Miss Rollergirl.
Hi. Hello. Howdy.
Are you ready to get on with this experiment?
Ready. Ready like Freddy.
Yes. And we're going along, like I said, west on Sherman Way...
and this is called "On the Lookout." That's the name of this show.
On the lookout for a young stud...
who, maybe, will get in the back seat here...
and get it on with Rollergirl.
And we're going to make film history...
right here on videotape.
Hello.
Waiting for someone?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for somebody,
but I'm not sure if they're going to show up.
You want to wait in the car?
Cool.
I'm Joe.
Dirk.
You know who I am?
No.
My name's Dirk Diggler.
No.
I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out.
Yeah.
What do you see here?
Well, I see a girl.
Do you like what you see?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
All right. Get in.
Get in...
and let's make film history.
What do you want to do?
It's what you want to do.
I want to watch you.
I mean, I'm not gay, I just want to...
Maybe you could jerk off a little, and I could watch.
Maybe I'll join in later, but for now, I just want to watch.
20 bucks.
10 is all I have.
You go to school?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Where do you go to school?
Is it okay if I don't tell you?
Yeah, that's cool.
You recognize Rollergirl from films?
Yes.
We watch her films a lot at my frat house.
I go to...I go to CSUN.
Wonderful! The guys will never believe this.
We've done a whole bunch of films together, Rollergirl and I.
Do you remember me?
We went to school together.
Your name's Brandy, right?
Brandy's your name, right?
No.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your name's not Brandy?
Can you do it harder?
Faster, do it a little faster.
All right!
Now you're hiding her again.
Just get on the other side. That's it.
Just nice and sexy, you know?
Now, listen pal!
You got to make it a little more sexy.
Don't just ram it in there like that.
This is not a hole in the wall, pal. This is Rollergirl.
Faster.
Do it faster.
Get your hand wet.
Be quiet.
Can you be more sexy? Like that? Cinematically sexy.
Just don't ram it.
Be respectful. This is Rollergirl.
Are you listening to me, kid?
I know what I'm doing.
This is stupid, Jack.
Okay. That's it. Hold it. Cut.
Pull over.
I can't fucking believe this! Jesus!
You gave me a hard-on. The last you could do is jack me off.
What the fuck did you say?
I said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard-on.
Well, fuck you!
I don't fucking believe this.
A fine life you've made for yourself!.
You really should be proud.
I mean, really.
Fucker. Fuck you!
And your fucking films suck now, anyway!
Come on!
I can't.
I can't get it hard, all right? I just can't. I'm sorry.
You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot.
Get out of the car, man!
Jesus, man. No! Jack.
Get him out of the fucking truck, man!
You shouldn't be coming down here!
Jesus Christ!
Get off him!
You like that? Amateur fucker!
You don't ever disrespect me.
You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker!
Look at you now!
That's what you get, faggot!
You think you can fuck? You can't fuck me, you fucker!
You can't touch me, you fucker!
You don't do this, donkey-dick. You don't!
Fucking faggot.
You don't ever disrespect me, you fucker!
You fucking piece of shit!
Fucking die, you shithead!
What do you want?
I want an apple fritter, jelly...
chocolate with sprinkles and...
a bear claw too.
A bear claw? Okay.
Yeah. And hurry.
How's my little kung-fu fighter?
He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
See, that's a boy.
I'll be right back.
What's up? Can I help you?
Yeah. I'm going to get a dozen.
Let me get a couple of bear claws.
Couple glazed.
Apple fritter!
Not that one. The one in front.
Yeah, that one, that one.
Two chocolate.
Old-fashioned. Give me two of those.
Did you do this for the Christmas?
That's cute. Yeah, give me two of those...
sprinkly Christmas things.
That's great.
How many is that?
That's eleven.
All right, empty the cash register now, motherfucker! And hurry up!
Jesus Christ! Shut the fuck up!
Hurry up with that shit!
No, motherfucker. Empty the safe too, asshole!
And I ain't got all night!
Don't even move.
I'm not moving.
Shut up!
Don't fucking move, man! Shut the fuck up.
Don't do that! No, no!
You shut the fuck up!
All right, this could be the thing.
Something to help us score a little extra cash.
The guy's name is Rahad Jackson. He's got more money than God.
He's got twice as much coke, crank, and smack. All right?
This guy's going to buy about anything anybody wants to sell him.
He likes people hanging around his house, partying, the whole thing.
How do you know him?
He used to come to Party Boys, Mutrix introduced me.
How will we do it, exactly? How would it all go down?
I'm going to call him on the phone, okay?
And I'm going to tell him I got half a key of quality stuff.
Do you have his phone number?
Yeah.
I'm going to call him. I'm going to give him the price.
How much?
It's half a key. It's like, 5000 bucks.
We'll split that up three ways.
It's enough to get the Vette fixed.
That's right, man.
We're going to do the deal,
we'll drop half a key of baking soda into a bag.
We're going to walk over there, we're going to...
Boom! Right there.
This could be a nifty little bit of hustle-bustle.
Do you have his address?
Reed, yeah. I got his fucking address.
Okay, questino. Sorry.
Hold on. What if he tests the stuff out?
He won't.
How do you know?
Because I know he won't.
I'm positive.
You guys should be careful.
What?
What do you mean? Do me a favor, just mind your business.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
Anyway...
Dump it in there good and clean.
You can't lay this all on me. We're going to go in there.
Okay, this is it.
Fine.
You guys ready for this?
I am.
Me? Yeah. I was born ready, man.
What the fuck is that?
A big gun. No shit, but why?
Just in case.
Shit!
Fucking great!
You never said anything about a gun.
You have a gun too? No, I don't have a gun!
Relax.
Let's just get in and out, all right?
Not too fast. It looks suspicious.
Goddamn it!
You all right?
Let me do the talking.
Just be cool.
How you doing? Come on in.
All right. Hey, Rahad.
Hello, friends!
Which one is Todd?
That's me.
We met before. At the Party Boys. Yeah! Come on in.
These are my friends here. Dirk and Reed.
Come on in. Glad to see you. Take a seat.
You guys want a little pill, coke, dope? I got everything.
Are you sure you don't want something?
You got something?
We got something here?
There it is.
That's about half a key there.
That's quality. You want to test it? Don't worry about him.
Go ahead, if you want to.
Wait a second.
I love this part.
Hear that build.
Fucking love that song!
So anyway, what's the price?
Maybe, I don't know...
Five grand.
Five grand?
All right, no problem. That's cool!
Five grand?
Five grand.
You guys want to play baseball?
No, thank you.
The black guy has a gun in his jacket.
Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.
Count the money in the car.
You want to see something really fascinating?
Check it out.
That's sweet.
That thing's not loaded, is it? Not yet.
Is that silver?
Let's see what happens here?
Could you not point the gun?
You think I can't do it?
Why? You think I can't do it?
You think I can't do it? You want to see me? Do you dare me?
Please! No, we don't dare you!
Fucking dare me!
Your fucking faces, man.
What the fuck?
I love this thing. I make these little mix tapes together.
I put all my favorite songs together.
I love it. You know when you buy a tape or something, or an album...
the bands put them in some fucking order...
so you listen in that order. I hate that.
I fucking hate that.
I don't like being told what to listen to,
when to listen to it or anything!
Fuck it!
That's Cosmo.
He's Chinese.
That's why he likes lighting off firecrackers.
Ricky Springfield. He's a buddy of mine!
Todd, we're leaving, man.
Dirk, let's go, all right?
Sir...
We got to split.
You just got here. Let's hang out. Let's party.
We got somewhere else to go.
We're not leaving yet.
We're here now, and we want something else from you.
We want something else from you.
What?
Todd, what are you doing? Let's just go.
In the master bedroom...
under the bed...
in a floor safe. Understand?
What the fuck is the matter with you? Let's go!
Shut up, Dirk!
I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.
Are you kidding me, kitty?
No I'm not. See?
I'm not kidding.
I want what's in the safe.
We want what is in the safe in the master badroom...
in the fucking floor in the goddamn fucking floor safe! That's all.
Todd, don't be crazy, okay?
We know nothing about this. This is not what we wanted.
Shut the fuck up!
Do not reach for your gun, man!
Don't reach for your gun!
He went in the bedroom!
What the fuck are you doing?
He went in the bedroom!
Todd, what the fuck did you go crazy?
He's got coke and cash in that safe in that bedroom!
If we leave without it, we're fucking idiots!
We came here to do something, and we can do it. Are you with me?
Todd, listen to me!
Let's split. Let's just split right now!
This was not supposed to be the thing, Todd!
That's what we goddamn came here to motherfucking do!
And that's what I'm going to do now!
Fuck, no!
Todd, don't! Don't be fucking stupid!
Fuck! Go man!
Come on, you puppies!
It's coming down for puppies!
Come on!
Puppies!
Come on!
Oh, shit!
Fucking son of a bitch!
Oh, fuck!
You fucking stupid motherfucker!
Oh, fuck!
Jack, could you please help me?
I guess
I wanted to come and say sorry, you know?
I just wanted to know if you could help me.
I need help.
I'm sorry, you know?
I need help, Jack.
I'm so sorry, Jack.
I'm sorry too, kid.
We all need to start again.
It's okay.
You're all right, baby.
One more. Let's go. Please, 11.
Did I hear someone say "deal"?
This weekend, and this weekend only...
Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store
has super-cool deals on all name brands.
We're open. We're ready.
All you need to do is walk over, get down and come inside us!
Word!
Cut!
Excellent.
Buck, honey, that was great.
I said shut up, Colonel!
Shut up, Colonel!
I said, "Shut up."
Wait, wait, wait!
No, that's a "Q!"
That's supposed to be a "G!"
Go!
What the heck?
Naughty, naughty, Candice.
You ready? Push? Let's push.
Come on, baby. Go, go, go!
Push, push, push! I see a head here.
God Almight! Fucking Christ! No, don't cuss, sweetie.
One more big push for me, all right? Last big push for the doctor.
This is it. Big push!
I got it. I got it! He got it!
It's a boy!
No hurry guys. Sometime this year.
Put it where I told you to put it.
You've got to turn the fan on.
It smells good, doesn't it?
No, it smells like shit.
This is Puerto Rican cooking.
Everybody's complaining in the neighborhood.
They're complaining about this. Taste this.
I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later.
Rollergirl.
Honey, listen to me.
Move the dirt on one side of your to the other side.
One side of the room will look clean that used to look dirty.
It'll be good.
Johnny Weismuller! That's my swimmer!
Say "Hello, Uncle Jack."
Who is the Olympic-fever baby?
He won't piss in the pool?
I don't think so.
I got to talk to you about the
stereo modification for this system.
No technical shit.
If you don't get the modification, it won't be loud...
No, Buck, loud isn't what I want. I don't want loud. I want...
Mellow! That's what I want.
I want mellow.
Great, honey. Great!
Are we ready?
We have got all the time we want.
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at you.
You're staring.
You know what I'm staring at?
I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world.
"I've been around this block twice now.
I'm looking for something.
A clue.
I've been looking for clues and something led me back here.
Yeah. So, here I am.
Could have been me that was the one at Ringo's when the shit went down.
Hey, I know how it is. I've been there.
We've all done bad things.
We've all had those guilty feelings in our heart.
You want to take your brain out of your head,
wash it and make it clean.
Well, no.
But I'm going to help you settle this.
First, we'll check for holes, see what we can find.
Then we're going to get nice and wet.
And you're going to spread your legs.
That's good.
So, you know
You know my reputation.
13 inches is a tough load. I don't treat you gently.
That's right.
I'm Brock Landers.
So, I'm going to be nice.
I'm going to ask you one more time.
Where the fuck is Ringo?"
I am a star.
I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star.
I'm a big, bright, shining star.
That's right.